Followers,

Beloved followers. I am not going to be as active on this page. My intrigue has traveled to another character that I have been portraying for quite a while now. So, if you are a fan of either film “Collector” or “Collection”….[horror films in general]
Or if you just so happen to find that particular little thief to be enjoyable to watch, then my new blog arkin-obrien is the one for you. Follow if you’d like. If not, that’s just fine too. Merely expressing that this page isn’t as active and the reasoning why is that I am interested in writing as this particular character. I will occasionally return so if you still stick around, that’s just fanfuckingtastic and I appreciate it.

That’s all.

So….

Tumblr ate my new theme…fuck. Had to re-do the original….and I’d like to refer you to the first ‘fuck’. -exhales- lovely.

*mocking previous people asking questions* How does Ian feel about TRACY? I mean, Tracy misses Ian! There's gotta be something there. xP *obviously being an asshole*

IAN LOVES TRACY. FUCK SHE’S JUST SO FANTASTIC. TRACY WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU. NO ONE COMPARES ffffUCK. -Sits back from the obnoxious mock yelling, voice cracking with sudden laughter- Tracy’s a load of fun so I’m thinking she’ll show up. Isn’t that right, dear? xD

Can you give me a minute?

I’m looking for that fuck I don’t give….

People are posing about me and Terry, granted, it’s funny. Really funny. I kept seeing someone posted something about me and I realized I can’t read it because I actually took the step in blocking them. So I found it. You don’t like the idea of them even speaking together let alone Ian seeing something far more interesting? Not really my problem. I’ll let you in on the novelization. Ian took the liking into what tolerated his acts, can you imagine what he’d be thinking if someone had the mind to actually counter it with that attitude? Shit he’d just follow that one around- Wow, I mean…wow that’s what I’m doing now. So how’s about you keep that to yourself. Thanks.

My absence—

Can I just say I’m tired of being dragged around the country? Don’t get me wrong, I love traveling but having someone call me and tell me “Hey, you’re going to visit {Insert whatever member of the family} hurry up, pack, we’re leaving in an hour.” So where have I been lately? -exhales, sitting back- Everywhere. That and I had to deal with a loss of one of my best friends. I’m not fond of distractions, so Terry, Tory, Pip, second Pip, followers, my apologies. I’m here, I’m here. I now have a book of replies due. Fuck yeah! -quiet laugh- Looking forward to it.

3 months ago
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Welcome….

distilleme:

Who’s this skepticalzip character?

Ah..boy, that’s one that’ll stump just about anyone huh? God I mean…there’s gotta be just about tens of thousands of guys with the nickname ‘Zip’ but why go down that road.

{Well well, another Erin. Pleasure to meet you. I’m sure we can get into some elaborate sense of roleplay. Granted, it seems lately I’m dragged off into random areas of the country so I often have to pause my work to be pulled about. That said— hey, pleasure to meet you. I’m the writer for this version of Ian McKinley, which version? Why, the one from the novelization of the film. I write to mirror what I am given. He’s not particularly interested in that delightful character Erin but hey, she’s tolerable. Someone’s got his attention but he’ll take a quick glance to see what dear Pip is up to. Nice to speak with you and I’m positive we’ll come up with something that’ll strike an expectation.}

3 months ago
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Anonymous
If you and Terry don't have hard core sex, I don't know what I'll do with my life.

-blinks a few times, leaning forward with a cursory suggestive glance- Hold onto that thought….
-Turns his head with a twisted glint in the grey colored optics, giving a faint shrug- Eh….
Hey, Terry?

{HAHAHAHA….seriously this is like the third bed related message. I did tell myself I’d indulge with humor should I get past a second request on the matter. But no, to properly respond to the given message that so kindly graced the tumblr, fuck knows what’s going to happen between the two. Frankly, Ian likes the snarky little brat but is he going to say something? Sure, after he finds it more appealing than picking the black off his nails.}

Forever laughing at how blind people are. You deserve /more/ than two thumbs up, but I only have two hands, and you're not worth mutating myself - sorry, not sorry there, bud - so enjoy my reasonable attempt at compliments. Yay for Terry for trying. Yay for Ian for being Ian.

The level of insanity is truly riveting… I think this one deserves a one way trip to a high class asylum. It’s not going to be fun laughing at the poor kid. It’s medically fascinating is all. But you -he gestured off to her with a quick smile and widened stare of mock excitement- you’re a delight. Be a contrast of the stereotypical blonde culture. -Leans in with a quick shake of the head to sincere indication it was a strange sense of joke as he moved past her, wheeling around to watch in backward step to attempt the sense of ‘compliment’ in turn.- Fuck knows you can fascinate with such interesting depiction of mentality.

{I’ve never met someone believing they were truly a character or believing they knew the ‘real character’. Had it been based of a true story, I’m afraid the individual would be dead. -arches a brow- If I’m not mistaken, the characterizations originally designed were not even a goth of some form so to be a “real Ian”, it’s evident the name would be different to align with the original script and mm a lot of qualities that are not a part of Ian in the film or novelization…Unless the young man’s name is Ian and the other holds a mind believing it is so…. I am going to have to offer my sense of slight fear of that person. Fucking hope you’re not dealing with that. I adore compliments so this made my day after one decided to post something so endearing. Oh the woes of favoritism, I’m sure you’re full of irritation I’ve been inclined to mention dear Terry often.}

3 months ago
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Followers,

No one likes being called names. I mean, yeah sure sure I’ll do just that in character but here’s the thing. It’s in character. It’s not necessary to spew names to the writer. Now, let’s say I’m going to give some insult its fuel in meaning and take offense. We’re human, we’ve got feelings, chances are someone out of character is going to be offended if they are called something without the motive to even say something in the like. You can call me something but if you say something to another writer at random, then yeah, they could respond differently. Newtons law my friend. Alright? Splendid. Followers, understand that while I am going to portray Ian the way I have noted in the novelization and film to the best of ability to meet expectation, I will never say something to insult any of you out of character. Fuck’s sake that’s horrible. So please, if my posts annoy you, try taking the adult route and not reading my work, that’s a solution I’m sure many could agree with.

Food for thought.

3 months ago
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“Go home”? Who says that?

darklingnikkie:

fucking skepticalzip fucking go home oh my god.

Y’know… here’s the thing, I’ve something to say but god am I afraid it’d offend your sensibilities.



In what context do you want me to go home? Actually, -rather than lifting traditional index, the middle finger raised as it tapped along smirking lips as the proper counter lingered into cynical mind- You actually asking me to “go home” or is this a poor instinct of verbalized insult spewed from someone I was inclined to say had the mentality of someone a little younger than the given age? I mean, god, I’ve heard many of the shouted sense of ‘fuck off’ but this is a new one. Go home. Your mind writhing in agony I’m not dragging a hand up a dry humping Pip or are you at a sense of irritation that the only indication of ‘sex’ in delusional mind is the middle finger? -Eying the other with the leveled gaze of twisting mentality, he offered in short rasp of voice a finishing will- No….

{Out of Character: I actually have…not a clue what you were saying but I did notice the tag and because I am one willing to speak with those interested in even contacting me, I wanted to at least give some form of response. I don’t know what you mean and should I indulge you and put this in the literal sense, I am, amusedly, at home. I’m actually sitting on the bed enjoying my afternoon and I hope you’re enjoying yours. Now, here’s what I gather from the tone of what I did read, you’re annoyed. If I annoy you, well, why are you reading my work in the first place? You don’t have to. -small smile- If you’re asking me to leave entirely, forgive me for the assumption should it not be true but—- that is impolite and you know, should this actually be what you’re saying…. for that, I’ll post more. I mean, hey, if you wanted me to post more you could have asked. I’ve done nothing to you aside from answer your absurd questions and I avoided one because I am not comfortable answering certain questions of my reality. Once I get to know you more, sure thing you can hear a little of reality. If you don’t like me, for whatever reason, you don’t have to read my posts, I promise you I won’t be offended. I’m here to tend to the array of random inquiries no matter how many or how strange (should it not pertain to my reality). I adore every follower and those that read my work so when they ask something or tag me, I’m going to make sure I get to it. Should you not like it, read something else. I am very willing to write with you if that’s what you want, I’m willing to respond to any of your posts that you have about Ian. I’m not a rude person but I will draw the line at speaking in any form of unkind nature to either myself or those that care enough to read what I place in character. I’m not going anywhere, I’m sorry if it managed to piss you off there bud. Now…last, if this is a joking matter…in what context was I to take that as a joke -arches a brow-}